Top 90+ Toddler Jokes About Animals and Peoples

Best Toddler Jokes

Jokes are a favorite among toddlers. Thankfully, making them laugh is also easy. Toddler jokes can include sophisticated comedy, such as fart jokes and noises, blowing raspberries, or making funny faces. There are times, however, when you need more inspiring material. With a toddler, you don’t have to worry about them being hard on jokes. You can reach them at their level easily, but only if you reach them at their level. Basically, animal jokes and funny questions related to them are your best bets in this case. There is nothing better than the sound of a giggling baby, right?

Has your toddler ever caused you to wonder who he or she is? You know how a toddler feels when he/she is running around the house. The funniest thing about them is that they are fearless, curious, and a little wild. When it comes to kids, they do the darnedest things, and toddlers are probably the silliest of all ages. With these age-appropriate laughs, pave the way for your child’s discovery of himself and the world around him.

The next time you want to avoid a toddler tantrum or distract your little one while you try to sneak some vegetables into their diet, we’ve compiled some quality material and kid’s jokes for you.

Toddler Jokes About Food

Who’s there? Cows go. Cows belong to who? No, silly head! Cows go moo!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


What does one volcano say to the other?

“I love you!”

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

What fruit do twins love?

What kind of keys are sweet?

What do you call two bananas?

Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret?
He’s afraid you’ll spread it. 

When peanut butter gets on your doorknob, what do you do?
Use a door jam.

Why did the banana take it to the doctor?
Because it peels poorly.

In response to the mama corn’s question, what did the little corn say?
Where is the popcorn?

What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.

When your apple is infested with worms, what could be worse?
Finding half a worm in your apple!

Why did the cracker take it to the doctor?
It felt crumbly.

Toddler Jokes About Food

Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks! 

If a fish lacks an eye, what do you call it? 
A fish. 

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!

What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.

How do you make a duck out of a firework?
A firecracker!

What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin! 

Which dinosaur wore glasses?
Tyrannosaurus specs

If you want a squirrel to like you, how do you do it?
Act like a nut.

The result of crossing a centipede and a parrot is?
A walkie-talkie. 

How did the cat react to falling off the table?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To move on to the next slide!

What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!

Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because they have smelly feet.

Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.

In a bay, what is the name of the seagull that lives there?
A baygull!

How do piggies say goodnight?
With hogs and kisses.

When a cow gets in your way, what do you do?

Where do penguins keep their money?
In snow banks! 

Is there a dance move that cows love to do?
A milkshake!

Is an alligator dressed in a vest called an alligator?
An investigator!

What dinosaur makes the coolest music?
The Raptor!

One duck said something funny to his friend. What did he say?
You quack me up!

Toddler Jokes About Planes, Trains, & Other Things That Go 

What do you call a train that sneezes?
A choo-choo train.

How does a barber get to work?
He takes shortcuts!

What is the secret to the pirate’s cheap flag?
As he sailed, he bought it.

What is the best way to stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!

Why did the bicycle have trouble standing up?
It was too tiring.

What did one elevator say to the other?
Get on my level!

Toddler Jokes About People

What kind of shoes do robbers wear?

Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

Did Johnny throw the clock out the window for what reason?
Because he wanted time to fly.

Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!  

In what way did the left eye communicate with the right eye?
Between us, something smells.

Toddler Jokes About Nature

The ocean is friendly, but how do we know that?
It waves.

What did one volcano say to the other?
I love you!

What do you call an old snowman?

After the flower told a joke, what did it say?
I was just pollening your leg. 

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.  

How big is the tree you can hold in your hand?
A palm tree!

When the mama flower spoke to the baby flower, what did she say?
Hey, bud!

Toddler Jokes About School 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 

What did zero say to eight? 
Nice belt! 

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright. 

Which math book said what to the other?
Boy, do I have problems! 

What was the purpose of the teacher throwing a stick of butter out the window?
Her goal was to demonstrate how to make a butterfly to her students!

“Spooky” Toddler Jokes 

What do ghosts wear on their feet?

What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.

What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

What is a zombie’s favorite food?
Brain food. 

Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A strawberry. 

Is there a reason why the duck didn’t pay for the chapstick?

He wanted to put it on his bill.

Darth Vader turned off one light for what reason?

He prefers the dark side.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

How do you throw a party on Mars?

You planet.

More Funny Toddler Jokes

What has arms but can’t hug?
A sofa!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!

What does a cow do for fun?

It goes to the moooo-vies.

What’s a train with a cold?

A Choo-choo train!

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

Why does the banana need medication?

It peels poorly!

Why is the clock banned from the library?

Because it takes too much!

What type of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

When you pour hot water down a rabbit hole, what do you get?

Hot cross bunnies.

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because they have smelly feet.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Oh no, don’t cry!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Interrupting pirates! Interup… AAAAAR!

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