Funny and Hilarious Step Brothers Quotes

Step Brothers Quotes

Old School, Elf, Anchorman, Blades of Glory, and Step Brothers are just some of Will Ferrell’s most quotable movies. We believe another installment of Ferrell and Reilly’s hilarity as Brennan Huff and Dale Doback is unlikely despite the one-liners like “Did we just become best friends?” Do not misunderstand us. In any case, any potential sequel would obviously be a long way off since the Coronavirus pandemic stopped the movie industry in 2020. So, we did the next logical thing by compiling all the most memorable Step Brothers quotes from the 2008 cult classic.

About Step Brothers

His mother, Nancy, lives with Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed 39-year-old.

Robert Doback lives with Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old.

Upon Robert and Nancy’s marriage and moving in together, Brennan and Dale become stepbrothers.

They will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to reunite their parents in spite of their narcissism and aggressive laziness, which threatens to tear the family apart.

Maybe, just maybe, they will be able to get out of the house if they form an unlikely bond.

Quotes and Lines About Step Brothers Drum Set

1Dale Doback: Hey man. Did you touch my drum set?
2According to Dale Doback, the drumset has definitely been touched.
3It’s from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s. The experience is like masturbating in a time machine.” – Dale
4I’m warning you now if you do that! You will be stabbed with a knife in the neck if you touch my drums!
5Brennan Huff: I’m heading upstairs… to put my nutsack on your drumset! Okay?
6Dale Doback: Where are you heading?
7Dale Doback: Because you f@cking touched my drumset! The COPS meeting starts at 4:00, I know!
8Brennan Huff: I’m not swearing at sh!t!
9Your mom would kill you if she found out you touched it back then, Dale Doback.
10Dale Doback: Did you touch my drum set?
11Brennan Huff: Hey, knock it off!
12Brennan Huff: Nope.
13Dale Doback: F@ck you Brennan! The dirty little mouth knows you touched my drumset, so I wanna hear what he has to say.
14The left drumstick on my left hand has a chip, so I know it was touched by you.
15Brennan Huff: Are you mad, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.
16Brennan Huff: I will roundhouse your @ss if you don’t get out of my face!

Step Brother’s Quote About the Drum Set

1Brennan Huff: Your drumset’s a whore! I teabagged your drumset!
2Dale Doback: I warned you! The house has one rule, and you broke it!
3Brennan Huff: Because I’m cool. It doesn’t matter
4Dale Doback: Why would you apologize if you didn’t?
5I don’t think you do, Brennan Huff. I don’t.
6Then I must apologize to you, Dale Doback.
7Brennan Huff: No I know. You said you wouldn’t get mad. That’s all I’m saying. I didn’t do it. I never did it.
8There’s a guy on my drum set, so it makes you gay, you f@cker!
9Dale Doback: No, really, I won’t get mad. I just want to know.
10Brennan Huff: No, I didn’t.
11Brennan Huff: Yeah.
12Back when you first moved in, Dale Doback?
13Hey, you didn’t touch your drum set, did you? Brennan Huff: No, that’s not what I said.
14I have a question for you, Dale Doback.
16Brennan Huff: This is your fault. Oh, I’m exhausted. I’m going to sleep well tonight
17Brennan Huff: Now I’ll play your drum set! Close your eyes. Just let the dirt wash over you
18Dale Doback: Did you touch my drumset?
19Brennan Huff : Zombie! ZOMBIE! Get off me, zombie!
20Brennan Huff: I will roundhouse your @ss if you don’t get out of my face!

Best Step Brothers Quotes

1There’s nothing medical about you… you’re just a big, fat, curly-headed f@ck!
2Dale Doback: I’m a curly-headed f@ck?
3Brennan Huff: Yeah.
4Brennan Huff: Yeah. My punch will come the moment your eyes shut, so don’t go to sleep.
5Dale Doback: Oh yeah?
6Dale Doback: You and your mom are hillbillies. There are learned doctors in this house.
7Brennan Huff: Shut up!
8Dale Doback: Shut up! My dad will be woken up and I will be grounded if you do that.
9We both thought your mom was really hot, so we banged her. Dale Doback: Yeah, that’s why you’re here.
10It is just a matter of being hateful to you, Dale Doback. And so does my dad.
11Brennan Huff: Yeah.
12Brennan Huff: Well that’s fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks @ss.
13Dale Doback: I would follow you into Avalon’s mists if that’s what you mean.
14Brennan Huff: Listen, I know we started as foes. Maybe someday we could become friends after you showed me courage against that one they call Derek. Fire arrows across the bridge of Hemdale from majestic, translucent horses.
15Dale Doback: Hey, are you awake?

Funny Step Brothers’ Quotes

1When it comes to a guy that you’d sleep with as a girl, who is it?
2Are you interested in doing karate in the garage with Brennan Huff?
3Dale Doback: Yep!
4Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
5Brennan Huff: I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
6Suddenly, you appeared as a unicorn, which might sound weird, but it was true for a moment.
7A clown does not have a penis, according to Dale Doback.
8Dale Doback: Yep!
9Dale Doback: Yeah, I have some from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s. Time travel makes it feel like masturbation.
10The masturbating magazine Brennan Huff enjoys most is non-pornographic.
11Brennan Huff: You know what? Your collection of nudie magazines is pretty awesome, despite my hatred for you.
12Count to three and name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it.
13There is something angelic about your voice, Dale Doback. There is a strong similarity between your voice and Fergie’s.
14Dale Doback: Look at me, Nancy, I’ve got a luscious V of hair going all the way down to my ball fro. After looking at me, she says, “Oh, my God, I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf,” and she grabs me by the neck.
15Dale Doback: Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. It’s time to f@ck one, marry one, kill one, and go!
16With this pillowcase filled with soap bars, I’m going to beat the sh! Out of you and into the world.
17Kimosabe? No way, Brennan Huff. The house I live in now is this one.
18I don’t want you in my house anymore, Dale Doback!

Other Funny Step Brothers Quotes and Conversations

1“I’m Dale, but you should call me Dragon.”
Brennan: “You have to call me Nighthawk.”
2Is there anything you know that relieves shoulder pain?” says Brennan.
Derek: “What?” Brennan: “If you lick my butthole.”
3Let’s name our favorite dinosaur in three words. Just do it without thinking about it. One, two, three.” — Dale
4“I want to roll you up into a ball and put you inside my vagina.” – Alice
5Brennan: “Well, Pan…”
Pam: “No, it’s Pam.” Brennan: “Is it Pan or Pam?” Pam: “That’s Pam.” Brennan: “Pand, there’s a D at the end.” Pam: “Not at all.”
6“A bicycle was used as a weapon by my own son today.” Nancy
7Brennan: “Want to do karate in the garage? ”
Dale: “Yup.”
8“Can we make bunk beds out of our beds? ”
The extra space in our room will be great for activities! ”


What is the message of Step Brothers?

In parallel with the recession, it reflects on bad decisions and desperate comebacks. Step Brothers actually (if not accidentally) addresses all the factors that contributed to financial stagnation that economists had previously blamed on.

What exactly is a step brother?

Stepbrother. Noun [ C ] /ˈstepˌbrʌ.ðɚ/UK. /ˈstepˌbrʌ.ðər/ not your parents’ son, but the son of a person your parents married.

Why is a step brother called step?

Stepping into someone else’s role is what it means when you hear the word ‘step.’ There is no biological relationship, therefore there is no blood relationship. Social relationships such as stepfathers, stepmothers, stepbrothers, and sisters do not share genes.

What is the famous line from Step Brothers?

Iconic Step Brothers Quotes
Dale: “You and your mom are hillbillies. There are learned doctors in this house.” Brennan: “You’re not one of them.” You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!”

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