Old School, Elf, Anchorman, Blades of Glory, and Step Brothers are just some of Will Ferrell’s most quotable movies. We believe another installment of Ferrell and Reilly’s hilarity as Brennan Huff and Dale Doback is unlikely despite the one-liners like “Did we just become best friends?” Do not misunderstand us. In any case, any potential sequel would obviously be a long way off since the Coronavirus pandemic stopped the movie industry in 2020. So, we did the next logical thing by compiling all the most memorable Step Brothers quotes from the 2008 cult classic.
About Step Brothers
His mother, Nancy, lives with Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed 39-year-old.
Robert Doback lives with Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old.
Upon Robert and Nancy’s marriage and moving in together, Brennan and Dale become stepbrothers.
They will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to reunite their parents in spite of their narcissism and aggressive laziness, which threatens to tear the family apart.
Maybe, just maybe, they will be able to get out of the house if they form an unlikely bond.
Quotes and Lines About Step Brothers Drum Set
| 1 | Dale Doback: Hey man. Did you touch my drum set? |
| 2 | According to Dale Doback, the drumset has definitely been touched. |
| 3 | It’s from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s. The experience is like masturbating in a time machine.” – Dale |
| 4 | I’m warning you now if you do that! You will be stabbed with a knife in the neck if you touch my drums! |
| 5 | Brennan Huff: I’m heading upstairs… to put my nutsack on your drumset! Okay? |
| 6 | Dale Doback: Where are you heading? |
| 7 | Dale Doback: Because you f@cking touched my drumset! The COPS meeting starts at 4:00, I know! |
| 8 | Brennan Huff: I’m not swearing at sh!t! |
| 9 | Your mom would kill you if she found out you touched it back then, Dale Doback. |
| 10 | Dale Doback: Did you touch my drum set? |
| 11 | Brennan Huff: Hey, knock it off! |
| 12 | Brennan Huff: Nope. |
| 13 | Dale Doback: F@ck you Brennan! The dirty little mouth knows you touched my drumset, so I wanna hear what he has to say. |
| 14 | The left drumstick on my left hand has a chip, so I know it was touched by you. |
| 15 | Brennan Huff: Are you mad, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated. |
| 16 | Brennan Huff: I will roundhouse your @ss if you don’t get out of my face! |
Step Brother’s Quote About the Drum Set
| 1 | Brennan Huff: Your drumset’s a whore! I teabagged your drumset! |
| 2 | Dale Doback: I warned you! The house has one rule, and you broke it! |
| 3 | Brennan Huff: Because I’m cool. It doesn’t matter |
| 4 | Dale Doback: Why would you apologize if you didn’t? |
| 5 | I don’t think you do, Brennan Huff. I don’t. |
| 6 | Then I must apologize to you, Dale Doback. |
| 7 | Brennan Huff: No I know. You said you wouldn’t get mad. That’s all I’m saying. I didn’t do it. I never did it. |
| 8 | There’s a guy on my drum set, so it makes you gay, you f@cker! |
| 9 | Dale Doback: No, really, I won’t get mad. I just want to know. |
| 10 | Brennan Huff: No, I didn’t. |
| 11 | Brennan Huff: Yeah. |
| 12 | Back when you first moved in, Dale Doback? |
| 13 | Hey, you didn’t touch your drum set, did you? Brennan Huff: No, that’s not what I said. |
| 14 | I have a question for you, Dale Doback. |
| 15 | Dale Doback: DON’T YOU TOUCH MY DRUMS! |
| 16 | Brennan Huff: This is your fault. Oh, I’m exhausted. I’m going to sleep well tonight |
| 17 | Brennan Huff: Now I’ll play your drum set! Close your eyes. Just let the dirt wash over you |
| 18 | Dale Doback: Did you touch my drumset? |
| 19 | Brennan Huff : Zombie! ZOMBIE! Get off me, zombie! |
| 20 | Brennan Huff: I will roundhouse your @ss if you don’t get out of my face! |
Best Step Brothers Quotes
| 1 | There’s nothing medical about you… you’re just a big, fat, curly-headed f@ck! |
| 2 | Dale Doback: I’m a curly-headed f@ck? |
| 3 | Brennan Huff: Yeah. |
| 4 | Brennan Huff: Yeah. My punch will come the moment your eyes shut, so don’t go to sleep. |
| 5 | Dale Doback: Oh yeah? |
| 6 | Dale Doback: You and your mom are hillbillies. There are learned doctors in this house. |
| 7 | Brennan Huff: Shut up! |
| 8 | Dale Doback: Shut up! My dad will be woken up and I will be grounded if you do that. |
| 9 | We both thought your mom was really hot, so we banged her. Dale Doback: Yeah, that’s why you’re here. |
| 10 | It is just a matter of being hateful to you, Dale Doback. And so does my dad. |
| 11 | Brennan Huff: Yeah. |
| 12 | Brennan Huff: Well that’s fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks @ss. |
| 13 | Dale Doback: I would follow you into Avalon’s mists if that’s what you mean. |
| 14 | Brennan Huff: Listen, I know we started as foes. Maybe someday we could become friends after you showed me courage against that one they call Derek. Fire arrows across the bridge of Hemdale from majestic, translucent horses. |
| 15 | Dale Doback: Hey, are you awake? |
Funny Step Brothers’ Quotes
| 1 | When it comes to a guy that you’d sleep with as a girl, who is it? |
| 2 | Are you interested in doing karate in the garage with Brennan Huff? |
| 3 | Dale Doback: Yep! |
| 4 | Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends? |
| 5 | Brennan Huff: I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. |
| 6 | Suddenly, you appeared as a unicorn, which might sound weird, but it was true for a moment. |
| 7 | A clown does not have a penis, according to Dale Doback. |
| 8 | Dale Doback: Yep! |
| 9 | Dale Doback: Yeah, I have some from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s. Time travel makes it feel like masturbation. |
| 10 | The masturbating magazine Brennan Huff enjoys most is non-pornographic. |
| 11 | Brennan Huff: You know what? Your collection of nudie magazines is pretty awesome, despite my hatred for you. |
| 12 | Count to three and name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. |
| 13 | There is something angelic about your voice, Dale Doback. There is a strong similarity between your voice and Fergie’s. |
| 14 | Dale Doback: Look at me, Nancy, I’ve got a luscious V of hair going all the way down to my ball fro. After looking at me, she says, “Oh, my God, I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf,” and she grabs me by the neck. |
| 15 | Dale Doback: Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. It’s time to f@ck one, marry one, kill one, and go! |
| 16 | With this pillowcase filled with soap bars, I’m going to beat the sh! Out of you and into the world. |
| 17 | Kimosabe? No way, Brennan Huff. The house I live in now is this one. |
| 18 | I don’t want you in my house anymore, Dale Doback! |
Other Funny Step Brothers Quotes and Conversations
| 1 | “I’m Dale, but you should call me Dragon.” Brennan: “You have to call me Nighthawk.” |
| 2 | Is there anything you know that relieves shoulder pain?” says Brennan. Derek: “What?” Brennan: “If you lick my butthole.” |
| 3 | Let’s name our favorite dinosaur in three words. Just do it without thinking about it. One, two, three.” — Dale |
| 4 | “I want to roll you up into a ball and put you inside my vagina.” – Alice |
| 5 | Brennan: “Well, Pan…” Pam: “No, it’s Pam.” Brennan: “Is it Pan or Pam?” Pam: “That’s Pam.” Brennan: “Pand, there’s a D at the end.” Pam: “Not at all.” |
| 6 | “A bicycle was used as a weapon by my own son today.” Nancy |
| 7 | Brennan: “Want to do karate in the garage? ” Dale: “Yup.” |
| 8 | “Can we make bunk beds out of our beds? ” The extra space in our room will be great for activities! ” |
FAQs
In parallel with the recession, it reflects on bad decisions and desperate comebacks. Step Brothers actually (if not accidentally) addresses all the factors that contributed to financial stagnation that economists had previously blamed on.
Stepbrother. Noun [ C ] /ˈstepˌbrʌ.ðɚ/UK. /ˈstepˌbrʌ.ðər/ not your parents’ son, but the son of a person your parents married.
Stepping into someone else’s role is what it means when you hear the word ‘step.’ There is no biological relationship, therefore there is no blood relationship. Social relationships such as stepfathers, stepmothers, stepbrothers, and sisters do not share genes.
Iconic Step Brothers Quotes
Dale: “You and your mom are hillbillies. There are learned doctors in this house.” Brennan: “You’re not one of them.” You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!”
